| dewy decimal |
2003-02-18 - 9:11 p.m.
Dustin has ashy , dry ass legs,
Dustin has an oily face.
Dustin is allergic to eggs.
Dustin's hair belongs on a muppet.
Dustin has bad vision.
Dustin is also allergic to crystal light.
Dustin was hit by a truck in the 3rd grade.
Dustin has a nose that butterflies like shrimp when he smiles.
Dustin burnt down the kitchen when he was 10.
Dustin's knees look like door knobs.
Dustin burnt down his backyard when he was 22.
Dustin cannot secure a boyfriend.
Dustin was $13,000 in debt by the time he was 21 (not including school loans)
Dustin was hit on the head on school trip to another island and had a lump the size of a ping-pong ball between his eyes for four days. (This was the subject of much discussion)
Dustin took a crap at school and walked across the entire campus with a long bridal veil of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
Dustin has no orginizational skills.
Dustin has been to jail for various petty things (including stealing beef sticks)
Dustin thought he was catching a ride to tower (records) when in fact his friends were really taking a ride to tahoe(lake) while dustin slept in the backseat
Dustin is often misconstrued as being bitchy, when in fact, he is just shy.
Dustin was molested by a buddhist monk on an airplane when he was younger.
Dustin was forced to get a job as a telemarketer.
Dustin will probably always be poor.
Dustin will probably always be single.
So come on world, lets give Dustin a break aight?